Please note that these are meant to be humorous and not meant to be taken seriously.
- Here are a few humorous reasons to hire a professional painter over your husband or the neighbor kid:
- The professional has the proper tools, such as a ladder and a paint sprayer, so you won't have to hear "I'll just use the kitchen chair and a brush."
- The professional is insured, so if they fall off the ladder or spill paint on the carpet, you won't be responsible for the damages.
- The professional can complete the job in half the time it would take your husband, who would take several breaks to play video games and watch TV.
- The professional knows how to match the right color to your walls, so you won't have to hear "I think this shade of blue will look nice."
- The professional knows how to properly prepare the surfaces to be painted, so you won't have to hear "Why do we need to sand this? It looks fine to me."
- The professional will actually clean up after the job, so you won't have to hear "Don't worry, I'll clean it up later."
